oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

california-dolls:

bow bitches bow. -Kenya & Ky.

seawaffle:

What if the guy cuts his feet cause his shoes were in the pool?! *Tsk tsk*

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

wwreakinghavocc:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. 

sassy-gay-karkat:

a deep quote by youtube user WAHHHHHH666